Not Me Monday

I definately did not buy a bag of candy to bribe my kids off the playground so that we could continue on our mini road trip. And I certainly did not continue to offer them candy whenever they appeared bored and started to be loud for no apparent reason. Because my kids are always perfectly well behaved and do exactly what they are told without a fit and sit perfectly quiet in the car for hours at a time.

Not Me Monday

I did not let stress get to me this week. I certainly did not let a certain 4 letter word slip out in front of my 2 year old, when just one more thing went wrong. He certainly did not immediately repeat said word. Because I very carefully guard my mouth at all times so only kind and loving things emit from it :o)

Not Me Monday (by Jill this week)

I definitely did not eat half a box of Kraft Dinner (macaroni and cheese) right after doing my prenatal workout this week. I would never have such processed poisons in my house, nor would I ever feed them to my unborn child. And it was not the only workout I got in all week long.

I did not confiscate the telescoping mop handle from my two year old because he had taken it off the mop and was swinging it at his older brother. Furthermore, I did not then lose the handle and use it as an excuse not to mop for three days, leaving a squashed grape skin on the floor.

I did not let my children watch the same episode of "Word Girl" on an endless 10 min. loop while I washed the dishes from the day before, nor did I, the next day, let them watch an extra episode of Dora while I finished a blog post.

Not Me Monday

I did not feed my children ice cream sandwiches before supper on Thursday. I also did not feed them ice cream sundaes a few hours later. I did not forget about supper altogether until my son asked shortly before bedtime.

Not Me Monday (on Tuesday)

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I did not leave the sandbox lid off the sandbox right before a rainstorm. My 2 year old did not get into the sandbox after I told him to stay away from the muck and cover himself in sandy mud. He also did not throw the mud at his 5 year old brother right before bedtime.